If you need a 4br and want a big space, do yourself a favor and consider this place. $2700 and a one month fee will get you this shelter not up in a tree. 1600 square feet and a duplex on Classon Ave-your friends will all envy you for the new wood floors you have. Grab a phone and call 646-729-9352 before your enemies do.

9:06 PM
Categories: 4br, apartment, brooklyn, duplex. Author: LoftNinja

This is extremely nice crib for the money, brand new renovation-old crap ain't funny.  And yes, it is sunny for days-Loftninja never plays-be clever and call 646-729-9352 with a job and good credit, tell Gregor Loftninja said it and remember that joints like this go if you let it.  Its 550sf and worth $2200, bet it. Exposed brick (that's naked) and for the dough you can't shake a stick at stainless appliances like these....you'll fall to your knees and say "Loftninja, Please!!!"  Ok. It's on First Ave at 5th...jeez..

4:36 PM
Categories: 1br, east village, manhattan. Author: LoftNinja

You can't really weigh light with a scale but this type of joint has sun without fail. Out you will bail from your present joint when your eyes get a load of this Prospect Heights crib-it's on point, bring a bib because you'll drool and might even cry a pool (in excitement)-and oh, its got the right rent.  $1900 and its a 2br that converts with an elevator, wood floor and faucets that squirt just enough water-you'll feel like Harry Potter in a magic type land bring yourself, good credit and deposit in hand.  Call Gregor for entry -Loftninja's the man!   646-729-9352

4:23 PM
Categories: 2br, apartment, brooklyn, luxury, prospect heights. Author: LoftNinja

It is an UNreal estate poem. I'm not selling anything- put your paypal away. Page me later.

1:20 AM
Categories: ARTvertisement, real estate market, real estate related. Author: LoftNinja

Here's a Bushwick Duplex people break their necks for, hardwood floors and bedrooms times four.  You'll have money dropping from the sky and pouring from your doors.
Bring yourself a job and please have good credit...Call Gregor for entry and tell him Loftninja said it 646-729-9352

11:14 PM
Categories: 4br, bushwick, duplex. Author: LoftNinja

You'll be surprised when you see all of the space in this place for eighteen hundy...I know its Monday but you'll feel like friday when you send a contact my way for this 2br in Williamsburg crib that will make you so happy you might even die gay (the happy kind of course)...You'll divorce your old diggs and your roomates who are pigs for this North 9th Street extravaganza near the L.  Don't yell..be quiet bcause you might cause a riot over this apartment for rent- you may try to buy it...but you can't.  Call your aunt and tell her to mail you some money because it won't be too funny if you miss it...i like it so much, i even kiss it.
Call my homie Gregor for entry 646-729-9352 its the deal of the century fast
Loftninja never shows up last...

10:30 PM
Categories: apartment, brooklyn, railroad, Williamsburg. Author: LoftNinja

this is a new building in prospect heights...Don't sweat the technique!  Saint Marks Place Prospect Place Brooklyn elevator building, laundry on every floor, wood floors. marble lobby.   Wear your marble shoes...
Call Gregor to view 646-729-9352

6:48 PM
Categories: apartment, brooklyn, new, prospect heights. Author: LoftNinja

Make all the noise you want ,24hours a day, 7 days a week.  No sound
proofing required.  3000 s/f  second floor,private entrance , Find Pics Here
Call
CARL 646-261-6080

3:15 PM
Categories: artist space, band space, brooklyn, Commercial. Author: LoftNinja